A male tourist is walking through an Arabic market. He buys
an old bottle from an ancient Arab who tells him there is a genie in it.
Back in his hotel room he forces off the cork, rubs the bottle, and out pops a genie. The genie says, "You have freed me from the bottle, Great Master. In thanks I will grant you three wishes."
Well, he really can't believe his luck and says "Great! This is my dream come true. First wish, I want ten million dollars in a Cayman Islands bank account." He receives a phone call immediately confirming this.
For his next wish he says "Next, I want a brand new luxury yacht in the harbour here." The genie tells him to look out his hotel window there is a flash of light and luxury yacht appears in the harbour.
The man thinks this is great. He says to the genie, "My last wish is that I want to be irresistible to women." The genie is puzzled by this, "Are you sure, oh Great Master."
The man replies, "Yes, absolutely." Whoosh! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.